Andrew: See that hotel over there, Jesse? I got us a room.
Jesse: Ah yes, I see. Excellent. We should get going then…Wait. We should look like we’re saying goodbye first so they don’t get suspicious.
Andrew: Good idea. We should also look cool and serious. I heard that’s how hetero guys act when they’re saying goodbye.
Jesse: Yes, I heard that too.
Andrew: I’ll see you at the hotel in 5 minutes. Here’s the room key. Let me slip it to you discretely. We can make it look like a handshake.
(Source: perkybottoms)
